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An Autobiography of a ‘PIMPLE’ !!!

THIS POST WON ME  BLOGESHWAR 5.0…yeepieee!!!  😀

 

WARNING: This is a fun post written for blogeshwar and anubhooti . It seizes to make sense so kindly keep your logical hemispheres (of brain) aside!

I am a Pimple. yes! you read it right! its ‘P’ not ‘D’, a classic example of how a single alphabet can change a youngsters life. And of course I write, I write that ‘pus-ly’ language on faces specially teenagers and do you know? I even draw well..those red marks which turn brown and hollow at times is my creation (grins proudly*)! Forever is my painting, wonder how it has no ‘buyers’? maybe its far too common eh? unlike our good old M.F. Husain’s who draws lines from different angles and colours to give a fresh look each time!

I am born when hormonal imbalance takes place and I happen to be a girl child. why? coz no one appreciates my arrival 😦 but do I care?
I am a spoilt brat and I love that part of me. I spoil the poor faces, their moods,their parties and dates (with untime arrival), their teenage and money (which they spend on erasing me). Poor things! little do they know I took my lessons from one and only Rajnikant- mind it! wont leave the industry err…. face i mean so soon baby!!
my favourite song is definitely:
waiting for tonight, oh ohhhhh hoooo,
when you would forget to wash your make-up,
waiting for that night, oh ohhhhh hooooo!

and when its raining men in a girl’s life, I crop up just before her date at 5 o’clock to have a nap on her nose. what a feel…I only wonder why is she sooo curious to wake me up? trying everything from rubbing a potato slice to using instant skin clearing gel which has NO effect what-so-ever (remember I m a spoilt brat ;)) and guys….I dont LIKE them! they pinch me soo much and am forced to punch them back and see it gets all bloody and then forever is the scar. why soo serious hmmm? WHYYYY? (joker style) !

I m a 'date-spoiler' 😉

On my birthday, I call my fellow friends- ‘virus and bacteria’ and we have a party! it could be a common acne rosacea or herpes party!
The only thing that irritates me are those uncaring people. they simply don’t care if i exist or not and continue to live peacefully with ME hovering on their faces. They accept me and move on with life not giving slightest attention to my paintings and writing, c’mon am not a new blogger, I have been doing this for ages now people!

 

And then comes my end and am forced to leave them beautiful!

Now let me send out a serious message (yes i even took some lesson from AB..angry young man)! “stop counting me (pimples) and count whats within you! that will last longer much longer than i do folks”!

So that was my story..be happy and don’t worry 😀 !!!

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